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izziesworldofizzie:

stagecoachjessi:

Classic Hollywood Bloopers

And the greatest Hollywood blooper of all time:

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torn-by-dreams:

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

milkandsocks:

My bedroom needs fixing too

and mine

You know my lamp has been doing this funny thing lately…

My vagina needs some assistance.Am I doing this right.

torn-by-dreams:

the-lady-of-reichenbach:

milkandsocks:

My bedroom needs fixing too

and mine

You know my lamp has been doing this funny thing lately…

My vagina needs some assistance.

Am I doing this right.

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peritian:

kingcrackers:

cctvnews:

Giant horse-dragon debuts in France

What do you call a horse with a dragon’s head?

A French artist combined the two and created a giant horse-dragon to celebrate the 50th anniversary of diplomatic ties between China and France.

Read more: http://www.cctvnews.cn/2014/08/27/giant-horse-dragon-debuts-in-france/

You call it a fucking Longma. We have those. That’s right.

Where´s the video of this?

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dichotomized:

A Glasgow smile, also known as a  Glasgow grin, or Chelsea grin refers to a wound as a result of slashing a person’s face from the edges of the mouth to the ears.

dichotomized:

A Glasgow smile, also known as a  Glasgow grin, or Chelsea grin refers to a wound as a result of slashing a person’s face from the edges of the mouth to the ears.

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She says baby if you wanna be my lover, you better take me home

'cause it's a long long way to paradise and I'm still on my own

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I’m so fucking pissed. Both of my Asian Vine Snakes died. No doubt a result of the treatment for mites. (That I’ve been battling since they FUCKING ARRIVED WITH THEM) I will NEVER use that shit again.

GRRRR.

FUCK.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"My poor cat has it rough." -ExMachina70

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owlturdcomix:

Case closed.

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thelatebodaciousperiod:

Carnotaurus sastrei by cheungchungtat