my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
let’s be honest here
if eddie wasn’t mentally insane and no intentions of killing anyone how much of you guys would be all over him
there’s no need for climbing when everything you need is down south though.
YOOOOOO true story tho.
Someone please draw me a picture of Eddie taking the place of John Cusack holding the boombox up like from Say Anything. I need this in my life so bad okay.