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officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

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inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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When I gain new followers

amusingmurff:

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newworldorganizations:

onlysnakescanlove:

newworldorganizations:

let’s be honest here

if eddie wasn’t mentally insane and no intentions of killing anyone how much of you guys would be all over him

I’d climb that like a tree

there’s no need for climbing when everything you need is down south though.

YOOOOOO true story tho.

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Someone please draw me a picture of Eddie taking the place of John Cusack holding the boombox up like from Say Anything. I need this in my life so bad okay.

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Characters on season 5 promotional poster

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